AI and Edge Operations

Two working systems live here: QB, the private operations agent, and bawkbawkbot, a public image classification service with real users.

The point is practical deployment: alerts, status surfaces, background jobs, consent-first messaging, and AI tools tested against household and field constraints.

QB
QB, the Quarterbridge Farm Hand
Private operations agent for household and field systems.

QB

Scheduled checks, background jobs, status summaries, and consent-first alerts for systems that need to run when nobody is watching the dashboard.

bawkbawkbot

A narrow public classifier with real Reddit users, public karma, and open-source deployment history.
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SMS details

SMS is for household-grade, consent-first operational alerts — the kind of thing you want when a background job needs attention, not a marketing channel.

  • Optional opt-in: via /sms-opt-in.
  • Voluntary: SMS consent is not required to use this website, access non-SMS tools, create an account, receive any non-SMS service, complete a purchase, or complete a transaction.
  • Purpose: operational alerts, status updates, and maintenance test messages only.
  • Typical alerts: cat dashboard refresh failures, service downtime, and other household automation events that need attention.
  • Frequency: normally low (0–5 / day). During incidents it can spike.
  • Opt-out: reply STOP.
  • Help: reply HELP or email info@quarterbridge.farm.
  • Rates: message & data rates may apply.
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