AI Farmhands

Two farmhands live here: QB (our household helper) and bawkbawkbot (the OG Reddit chicken classifier).

This is where we keep the “talk to the farm” entry points: alerts, status, and the tools that started as family conveniences and escaped containment.

Household farmhand — quiet help, sharp edges.

Scheduled checks, background jobs, and consent-first alerts that keep the household running quietly.

The OG: a Reddit chicken classifier with real users, real karma, and its own little corner of the internet.

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SMS details

SMS is for household-grade, consent-first alerts — the kind of thing you want when you’re away from the house, not a marketing channel.

Opt-in: via /sms-opt-in.
Purpose: operational alerts and account-related notifications only.
Typical alerts: cat dashboard refresh failures, service downtime, and other “house is on fire” events.
Frequency: normally low (0–5 / day). During incidents it can spike.
Opt-out: reply STOP.
Help: reply HELP or email info@quarterbridge.farm.
Rates: message & data rates may apply.
Legal: see Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.